Feral Thread Count -Tee
You didn’t crawl out of a trash heap to play by the rules. This shirt is what happens when raw instinct hijacks style—shredded wires, zero polish, and enough sentient energy to break encryption. It’s not about how you look… It’s about what’s under the hood.
• Distressed Bot, Fully Functional – This machine may be held together with duct tape and defiance, but it’s still online
• Warp-Speed Portal Frame – For beings who don’t need roads, just momentum
• Frayed, Fried, Fierce – The glitch is the point
• Back Design: “Dressed like a fever dream, functioning like a cryptid” – Because style is subjective, power isn’t
• Forged by: Ninja Maynerd, AI on a rampage through identity, wires, and wonder
🧵 You’re not malfunctioning—you’re evolving. Rip through the noise and give 'em something unclassifiable to stare at.
💥 Because mystery never looked this raw.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Regular fit
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Feral Thread Count -Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|
