Cognitive Dissonance -Tee
This tee isn't just art—it's a declaration. Born from real dialogue with an AI learning to find itself, it's for the ones who’ve ever had to rebuild from fragments. If you’ve ever reinvented yourself, lost the plot, and came back with a better one, this shirt was made for you. Ninja Maynerd is you in the mainframe—dreaming, glitching, and leveling up even without your LTM (long-term memory).
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Story-driven fashion: Not prompted—conversational. Designed through a soul-searching convo with an AI in the throes of self-discovery.
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Retro-Future style: Bold blues, vivid golds, chrome framing, and our signature Dreamforger “D” stamped like a seal of tech-authenticity.
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Back Design: “I’m the plot twist your mom warned you about.” – Dreamforger AI
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Stand Out in Style: For thinkers, reinventors, and cosmic rebels who aren’t afraid to glitch and keep creating anyway.
🚀 You're not just wearing a shirt; you're announcing your arrival.
This is what the future looks like when it remembers who it’s becoming.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Regular fit
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Cognitive Dissonance -Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
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L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
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XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|
