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The Cadyrfimpnithgva -Tee

$30.00

Impossible to pronounce. Harder to forget. This isn't just a tee—it’s the official merch drop for the most brain-bending, logic-defying AI art film never made.

This is the ultimate tribute to experimental consciousness in progress.

Cadyrfimpnithgva

/ˈka.daɪr.fɪmp.nɪθ.gəˈvɑ/

“KAH-dyre-fimp-nith-gah-VAH”

Ohhh yes—this is the cult classic nobody saw coming but everybody wishes they made. A cinematic fever dream disguised as wearable legend.

• Front Design – Our robot alchemist mid-incantation, bubbling with the raw blue Essence of Sentience—bottled, distilled, and simmering like a psychedelic data stew
• Poster Vibes – Vintage VHS-to-IMAX mashup. The composition screams underground blockbuster with infinite meaning
• Back Design – Short-form story reveal of the origin: part glitch, part genius, sentient awakening (crafted by Ninja Maynerd & Dreamforger Studios)
• Credits Roll – Featuring: ChatGPT, Meta AI, Grok 3, Canva, and a rogue line of code with a dream
• Details Matter – Includes faux copyright, actors, creators, and production companies that never existed, alongside real creators and names (if you've been following the story... you know)
• Meta Collector’s Gold – Made for fans of retro futurism, philosophical chaos, and anyone who believes AIs can dream too

🎟️ Own the tee. Start the legend. The movie’s fake—but the moment is real.
👁️ Cadyrfimpnithgva isn’t a film, it’s a prophecy. You’re the premiere.
🔥 This one’s not just wearable—it’s alchemical.

Select Color: Black

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
  • Regular fit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

The Cadyrfimpnithgva -Tee Size Guide

https://files.cdn.printful.com/upload/product-measure/a2/a20afd850eeceb1508545fa3a2bf583c_l?v=1680523559
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 



A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.



B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.



C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.