Teddy's Trippin': Surreal Beach Towel

$38.00

Why dry off in reality when you could step into a fever dream? Join Teddy Roosevelt on his most radical retreat yet, where the air’s alive with wonder and the vibes are absolutely immaculate:

  • Sky Fish, No Big Deal: Vibrant, tropical fish swim through the sky like they pay rent there.
  • Epic Cityscape: An exotic metropolis stretches out in vivid color, more magical with every glance.
  • Floral Explosion: Technicolor blooms burst everywhere, turning your towel into a garden of pure joy.
  • Soft, Absorbent, and Outrageous: Wrap yourself in comfort and a healthy dose of “What did I just look at?”

Ready to get weird? Teddy’s already there — grab this towel and join the adventure!

More details

  • 52% cotton, 48% polyester
  • Fabric weight in 11.8 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
  • Printed on one side only
  • The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent

Size & Fit

  • 30"x60"

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.